Cheater (Curious Liaisons Book 1) by Rachel Van Dyken

Author:Rachel Van Dyken [Van Dyken, Rachel]
Language: eng
Format: epub
ISBN: 9781503942097
Publisher: Skyscape
Published: 2017-02-27T18:30:00+00:00

Chapter Nineteen

LUCAS

“Riddle me this,” she said in a calm voice once we were back in the car. “How did a dinner with your parents turn into a discussion about an engagement, marriage, grandchildren, and safe sex—then finally somehow detour into planning an appointment for me with a gynecologist with both you and your mother present?”

I.

Had.

Nothing.

“If you can’t laugh about it, you’ll just cry. Believe me, I grew up in that household. It won’t be that bad.”

Avery jerked to attention, her green eyes lit up with hatred. “Did you just say it won’t be that bad? Look, I agreed to help so you should just shut the hell up!”

“Um, well—”

“Have you ever, and I do mean EVER, had a man digging through your parts like he was searching for gold?”

“No,” I choked out, then mumbled, “thank God.”

I turned on the ignition, put the car in drive, and we took off.

She slugged me in the face with her purse. “IT HURTS!”

“THEN DON’T TENSE UP!”

“ARE YOU SERIOUS RIGHT NOW?” Damn it, she was beautiful when she was angry, chest heaving, lips pressed together like she was building up enough energy to use that dirty mouth to yell at me.

“No?” I scooted away from her. “Just, I don’t know, do a yoga breathing exercise thing.” I waved her off and reached into my pocket for my phone. I needed a distraction before my mouth accidentally hit hers in a vain attempt to repeat the kiss that shouldn’t have even happened.

“I SHOULDN’T HAVE TO!”

“Stop yelling. You’re completely overreacting.”

Avery’s response was to smack me with her purse again, this time in the chest. “Your mom said ‘penis’ at least ten times tonight. She encouraged me to lie in your bed with my legs in the air while your lazy-ass sperm swim upstream!”

“Lazy?” I shoved the phone in my pocket. “My sperm are ANYTHING but lazy, alright? Hell, you’d be LUCKY to have them floating down your river!”

“See!” She threw her hands in the air. “Floating! What? They don’t even know how to swim? Hmm, reminds me of someone else. Tell me, how were those swimming lessons with the five-year-old class? How old were you, twelve?”

“Go to hell,” I muttered. “And you’re getting off point. Many a woman is thankful for my . . . juices.”

Avery burst out laughing. “Your juices? Your perfectly golden and lazy-ass Lucas Thorn juices? Do you hear yourself?”

“Yeah”—I rolled my eyes—“and it’s like I’m losing IQ points the longer I discuss this with you. Just plan to go to the appointment. I’ll drop you guys off, you can spread for the dude, get your results. We’ll all do lunch, and I’ll make up a fake meeting we have to get back for—then in a few weeks, we’ll convince my mom that we decided to break things off.”

Avery tapped her fingernails against her luscious thigh. What I wouldn’t do for one night, just one night, when I could run my tongue up and down that smooth piece of skin.

“I hate going to the doctor.

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